BOASTS.

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BOASTS.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:56 pm

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man."
When the Scotsman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
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Re: BOASTS.

Postby gray_marian » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:35 pm

Very good Roger..........em, do you know where this chap lives?
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Re: BOASTS.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:42 pm

gray_marian wrote:Very good Roger..........em, do you know where this chap lives?


Be with you in seven hours! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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