I Know Him So Well!

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I Know Him So Well!

Postby gray_marian » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:42 pm

Mickey staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by
grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his
rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked
in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He
managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a
Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed..
In the morning, Mickey woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt
and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
Mickey said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'
'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the
broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but
mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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Re: I Know Him So Well!

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:23 am

Ace! :lol:
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