Hard Times

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Hard Times

Postby gray_marian » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:17 pm

A Newfie couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that
she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the
husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him
you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around
the corner. She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing
her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "A
hundred dollars. He replies, "All I got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What
now. What can he get for thirty? "A hand job," the husband replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a
hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers,
and out pops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then
says. "I'll be right back.." She runs back to the husband.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"
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Re: Hard Times

Postby glassblower » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:25 pm

Like it.
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