Welsh Blonde

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Welsh Blonde

Postby gray_marian » Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:05 am

No offence intended, just a bit of fun!

On a beautiful summer's day, two tourists were driving through Wales and stopped in the town of
Llanfairphllgwyngyllgogerychwrchwyrndrobwyillantsiliogogch for a spot of lunch. One of the tourists
asked the very blonde Welsh waitress: "Before we order, I wonder if youcan settle an argument for us.
Can you pronounce where we are very very very slowly?" "Sure" replied the waitress as she put down
her notepad and pen, leaned over the table and said, " Burrr.....Gurrr.....King".
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Re: Welsh Blonde

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:57 am

Excellent! :lol:
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Re: Welsh Blonde

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:01 am

Another one...A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
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