The Pastor's teeth

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The Pastor's teeth

Postby glassblower » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:06 pm

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a new set of false teeth. The first Sunday
after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second
Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
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Re: The Pastor's teeth

Postby gray_marian » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:34 pm

Excellent.
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Re: The Pastor's teeth

Postby Mzz pasico » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:01 pm

Brilliant :lol: :lol:
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