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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:17 pmby glassblower
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honour her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food and beer.
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:22 pmby drollyin
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:31 amby LANDROVER ROGER
No comment from Govangirl yet?
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:06 pmby Govangirl
Nope because this is the third time this joke has been on here. I'm all for recycling but...
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:09 amby glassblower
Not knowing every post on the forum, you are bound to get the odd one's returning, cant be helped.
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:29 amby Govangirl
Yep, it happens all the time, I agree.
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:37 pmby Bitter End
Try ---"search this forum "
Result ----------------------- Search found 7 matches : 'how to impress'
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:56 pmby Govangirl
Efter aw the searchin' though Bitter, huv ye ony idea yit aboot how tae impress wan???? A wumman I mean!
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:49 pmby Mzz pasico
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:43 pmby Bitter End
Aye -- if ye canna afford the 'diamonds er a girls best frien' ---- ye emboss them wi a Glesga kiss , an run lik ---- !
guaranteed tae mak an impression ! especially if ye wir wearin a perr o these
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=male+ ... B792%3B432
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:17 pmby Govangirl
Whit, like ma man Rab werrs? A total turn-oan, ah kin tell ye!!!!
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:58 pmby Mzz pasico
Best way to impress a wummin is stay away! We are awe fed up wi yi'
Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:14 pmby Govangirl
Aye, ah agree wi' that wan! Nothing like a guid Friday nicht when they go aff tae the pub an' ye git total control o' the remote!!!
