HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby glassblower » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:17 pm

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honour her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food and beer.
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby drollyin » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:22 pm

:lol:
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:31 am

No comment from Govangirl yet? :D
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Govangirl » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:06 pm

Nope because this is the third time this joke has been on here. I'm all for recycling but...
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby glassblower » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:09 am

Not knowing every post on the forum, you are bound to get the odd one's returning, cant be helped.
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Govangirl » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:29 am

Yep, it happens all the time, I agree.
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Bitter End » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:37 am

Try ---"search this forum "
Result ----------------------- Search found 7 matches : 'how to impress'
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Govangirl » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:56 pm

Efter aw the searchin' though Bitter, huv ye ony idea yit aboot how tae impress wan???? A wumman I mean! :lol:
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Mzz pasico » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:49 pm

Govangirl wrote:Efter aw the searchin' though Bitter, huv ye ony idea yit aboot how tae impress wan???? A wumman I mean! :lol:

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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Bitter End » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:43 pm

Aye -- if ye canna afford the 'diamonds er a girls best frien' ---- ye emboss them wi a Glesga kiss , an run lik ---- !
guaranteed tae mak an impression ! especially if ye wir wearin a perr o these

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=male+ ... B792%3B432
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Govangirl » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:17 pm

Whit, like ma man Rab werrs? A total turn-oan, ah kin tell ye!!!! :D
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Mzz pasico » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:58 pm

Best way to impress a wummin is stay away! We are awe fed up wi yi' :lol: :lol:
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Postby Govangirl » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:14 pm

Aye, ah agree wi' that wan! Nothing like a guid Friday nicht when they go aff tae the pub an' ye git total control o' the remote!!! :lol:
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