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Postby glassblower » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:34 pm

The doctor has told me and the wife to keep an eye on what we eat, so i have booked 2 tickets for the Grand national !!
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Re: Food

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:19 pm

Our local Tesco has had the Sushi tested.It contained traces of Sea Horse. :shock:
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Re: Food

Postby Martin » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:56 pm

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Re: Food

Postby Martin » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:37 am

Ouch !
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Re: Food

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:16 am

Roses are red.
Apples are fruity,
Check your lasagne,
It could be Black Beauty!
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Re: Food

Postby gray_marian » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:32 pm

I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse .... I guess Tesco just listened!
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had £5 each way!
Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....
"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs!"
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit .... talk about flogging a dead horse
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Re: Food

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:09 pm

:lol: :lol: Particularly like the Zebra bit!
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Re: Food

Postby bill » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:42 pm

I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse.

Here, have a Findus crispy pancake.
I know my Summer'll never come
I know I'll cry until my dying day has come
Let the Winter roll along
I've got nothing left but song
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Re: Food

Postby glassblower » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:03 pm

Tesco are giving double club points on "burgers & petrol" on Monday
the deal is called "Only Fuel & Horse's".
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Re: Food

Postby Mzz pasico » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:43 pm

glassblower wrote:Tesco are giving double club points on "burgers & petrol" on Monday
the deal is called "Only Fuel & Horse's".

Lol ...found this really funny. :lol:
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Re: Food

Postby glassblower » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:56 pm

Glad you liked it Mzz pasico, there are lot's more about that are ok for the factory where i work but a bit "to strong" for this forum.
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Re: Food

Postby glassblower » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:00 pm

I went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I wanted anything on it, and I said: ‘Yes — a fiver each way.’
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Re: Food

Postby glassblower » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:01 pm

My daughter has always wanted a pony, so I’m buying her a Tesco Quarter Pounder for her birthday.
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Re: Food

Postby glassblower » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:04 pm

Those Tesco horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
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Re: Food

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:32 am

BREAKING NEWS........Beijing MacDonald's caught up in tainted meat scandal for selling quarter Panda's!
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