Food
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:34 pmThe doctor has told me and the wife to keep an eye on what we eat, so i have booked 2 tickets for the Grand national !!
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:19 pmOur local Tesco has had the Sushi tested.It contained traces of Sea Horse.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:16 amRoses are red.
Apples are fruity,
Check your lasagne,
It could be Black Beauty!
Apples are fruity,
Check your lasagne,
It could be Black Beauty!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:32 pmI’m so hungry, I could eat a horse .... I guess Tesco just listened!
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had £5 each way!
Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....
"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs!"
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit .... talk about flogging a dead horse
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had £5 each way!
Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....
"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs!"
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit .... talk about flogging a dead horse
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:09 pm
Particularly like the Zebra bit!Re: Food
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:42 pmI'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse.
Here, have a Findus crispy pancake.
Here, have a Findus crispy pancake.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:03 pmTesco are giving double club points on "burgers & petrol" on Monday
the deal is called "Only Fuel & Horse's".
the deal is called "Only Fuel & Horse's".
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:43 amglassblower wrote:Tesco are giving double club points on "burgers & petrol" on Monday
the deal is called "Only Fuel & Horse's".
Lol ...found this really funny.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:56 pmGlad you liked it Mzz pasico, there are lot's more about that are ok for the factory where i work but a bit "to strong" for this forum.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:00 pmI went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I wanted anything on it, and I said: ‘Yes — a fiver each way.’
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:01 pmMy daughter has always wanted a pony, so I’m buying her a Tesco Quarter Pounder for her birthday.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:04 pmThose Tesco horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:32 amBREAKING NEWS........Beijing MacDonald's caught up in tainted meat scandal for selling quarter Panda's!