FBI job

[Govangirl]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the f # cking chair.'



MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

[Mzz pasico]

Mint GG

[Pete Reek]

See they weemin fae Govan-dead mental, so they ur!!

[Bitter End]

Pete -- I wouldn't expect less frae "Her"

[Pete Reek]

Oh,Oh! Crash helmet time Bitter

[Bitter End]

Aye -- Ah hiv strapped an empty coal scuttle ower ma heid !

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Oh dear! "The Govan came down like the wolf on the fold, And her cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold; And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea, ...I think I will put my fingers in my ears for a while.

[Govangirl]

Ha ha Bitter, ye jeest hud tae warn me first though, didn't ye? Ah'll be taking that coal scuttle aff yer heid an' be stickin' it somewher else!!!! The FBI wid be a loat better aff if they recruitit Govan wummen!!!