Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

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Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

Postby glassblower » Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:00 pm

The missus bought a Paperback
down Dymocks, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
T’was “fifty shades of grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
and stood on her left t#t!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
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Re: Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

Postby numberplease » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:49 am

Brilliant! :lol:
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Re: Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

Postby glassblower » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:25 pm

Glad you liked it, i thought i deserved a posting
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Re: Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:12 pm

Whenever I write something on here I get a "pasting". :D
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Re: Poem, Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

Postby glassblower » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:38 pm

ha,ha, i like that LR,
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