The Frog!

[Reidiboy]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)





(its a real treat)





(a masterpiece)




(wait for it)






The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

[Bobbie En Tejas]

<------------ The frogs love it

[take_a_pop]

Telt it tae the auld folks in heer, twas a rer wee sing song yee gee'd us, gawn yursel Reidboy, best wee sing alang we'v had fur a whilst.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

This ol Pop's in the House of Fun, he thinks he's a funny one, he's singing knickknack Patty Wack, just like Reidi said, cause he can't get it out of his head.

Over and over and over .....

[paraffin man]

Telt it tae the auld folks in heer, twas a rer wee sing song yee gee'd us, gawn yursel Reidboy, best wee sing alang we'v had fur a whilst.

Its a wunner a you auld droll yins can remember a the words tae that