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Humour

Postby glassblower » Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:44 pm

Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery!
I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching b#lls!

They say that sex is the best form of exercise.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
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Re: Humour

Postby gizmo » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:27 pm

My pet mouse, Elvis, is dead.


He was caught in a trap.
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