An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said to him, "you must answer 3 questions on the Holy Bible."
"1st, who was born in a stable?"
"Red Rum", he answered.
"2nd, what do you think of Damascus?"
"It kills 99% of all known germs", he said.
"3rd, what happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?"
"That's easy," he said, "Popeye kicked the sh*te out of them!"