An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said to him, "you must answer 3 questions on the Holy Bible."
"1st, who was born in a stable?"
"Red Rum", he answered.
"2nd, what do you think of Damascus?"
"It kills 99% of all known germs", he said.
"3rd, what happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?"
"That's easy," he said, "Popeye kicked the sh*te out of them!"
More crap jokes to come from a "comic".
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More crap jokes to come from a "comic".
by LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:05 pm
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by Crowth » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:44 am
I think you're flattering yourself with that title, Roger 
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by drollyin » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:00 pm
Auch well he keeps me amused
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by LANDROVER ROGER » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:01 pm
Cheers!Hence the ironic " ". 
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by Mzz pasico » Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:30 am
drollyin wrote:Auch well he keeps me amused
And me!
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by drollyin » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:34 pm
See Rog! You have a following!
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by Crowth » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:22 pm
drollyin wrote:See Rog! You have a following!
Go Team Roger!
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by Pete Reek » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:46 pm
Keep them coming Roger.
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by drollyin » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:56 pm
Crowth wrote:drollyin wrote:See Rog! You have a following!
Go Team Roger!
I'll get the T-Shirts made
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".
by Mzz pasico » Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:30 pm
drollyin wrote:Crowth wrote:drollyin wrote:See Rog! You have a following!
Go Team Roger!
I'll get the T-Shirts made
Size M/L please for me!!
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Re: More crap jokes to come from a "comic".
by LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:40 am
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"You're the one with the problem, pal."
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"No, please stop wasting my time and get out of my surgery."
"My problem?"
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"You're the one with the problem, pal."
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"Really? Well, shall we take this outside?"
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