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More crap jokes to come from a "comic".

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:05 pm

An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said to him, "you must answer 3 questions on the Holy Bible."

"1st, who was born in a stable?"

"Red Rum", he answered.

"2nd, what do you think of Damascus?"

"It kills 99% of all known germs", he said.

"3rd, what happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?"

"That's easy," he said, "Popeye kicked the sh*te out of them!"
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby Crowth » Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:44 am

I think you're flattering yourself with that title, Roger :lol:
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby drollyin » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:00 am

Auch well he keeps me amused :lol:
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:01 am

Cheers!Hence the ironic " ". :D
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby Mzz pasico » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:30 am

drollyin wrote:Auch well he keeps me amused :lol:

And me! :D
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby drollyin » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:34 am

See Rog! You have a following! :D
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby Crowth » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:22 pm

drollyin wrote:See Rog! You have a following! :D


Go Team Roger!
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby Pete Reek » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:46 pm

Keep them coming Roger.
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby drollyin » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:56 pm

Crowth wrote:
drollyin wrote:See Rog! You have a following! :D


Go Team Roger!



:lol:

I'll get the T-Shirts made :lol:
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Re: Another crap joke from a "comic".

Postby Mzz pasico » Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:30 pm

drollyin wrote:
Crowth wrote:
drollyin wrote:See Rog! You have a following! :D


Go Team Roger!



:lol:

I'll get the T-Shirts made :lol:

Size M/L please for me!! :lol:
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Re: More crap jokes to come from a "comic".

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:40 am

"What's your problem?"

"My problem?"

"Yes, what's your problem?"

"You're the one with the problem, pal."

"No, I think it's possibly you."

"Really? Well, shall we take this outside?"

"No, please stop wasting my time and get out of my surgery."
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