Man Outdoors

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Man Outdoors

Postby glassblower » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:23 pm

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers" Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"


"No," he replied, "I'm just a sh#t golfer".
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Re: Man Outdoors

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:27 pm

Mint! :lol:
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Re: Man Outdoors

Postby glassblower » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:32 pm

Yes, well worth sharing.
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Re: Man Outdoors

Postby drollyin » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:14 pm

Good one!! :lol:
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