Stranded on an island

[Govangirl]

The following people are stranded on a chain of beautiful deserted islands off Campbeltown:



* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

* Two French men and one French woman.

* Two German men and one German woman.

* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

* Two English men and one English woman.

* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.

* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

* Two Kintyre Forum men and one Kintyre Forum woman (from Govan).


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One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands, the following things have occurred:


* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a' trois.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.

* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they are satisfied because the English are not having any fun.

* The two Kintyre Forum men are contemplating suicide, because the Govan woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last man respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and in fact, how her relationship with the opposite sex is the root cause of all her problems, and blaming the two men for not bringing a damn mobile phone so they could call 999 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of frigging nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Superb!