by glassblower » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:48 pm
A middle aged woman is admiring her figure in the mirror when her husband walks in, "What are you looking at?" he said. She said "I'll have you know my gym instructor says I have the chest of a 23 year old woman." "Yeah? well what did he say about your 48 year old ar##hole?" The woman replied "Oh he never mentioned you!"