3 Wishes

[glassblower]

A man is walking on a beach when he finds and old lamp, he gives it a rub and out pops the genie.

"OK you set me free you have three wishes, but there is a stipulation, what ever you wish for your wife will get double."

What the genie doesn't know is this upsets the man as he is going through a bitter divorce. The man thinks and says "OK I'll have £1,000,000" "Done" says the genie "and your wife has £2,000,000, your second wish??" " I want a large mansion." Again the genie grants the wish and gives his wife a house twice as large. "And your final wish?" The man thought for a moment and said "I want you to scare me half to death!"