One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underpants out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underpants ?'
She replied with a snicker,
“ It's not talcum powder , it's 'Miracle Grow!!!