Glesga Zoo

[Govangirl]

A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby McKay, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby, like some Glasgow men, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ?


Bobby showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.


The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:


1. "First", Bobby said, "Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.


2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.


3. "Third", Bobby said, "I want all the weans raised as Celtic fans." Once again it was agreed.


4. "And last of all", Bobby stated, "Yer gonnae huv tae gie me another week to come up with the £500"

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Priceless!