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Wellie boots

Postby Bitter End » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:35 pm

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)

Did you hear about the Pre-School teacher who was helping one of the children put on his wellie boot's?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little wellies still didn't
want to go on. By the time they got the second wellie on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Miss, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the wellies off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the wellies back on, this time on the right feet..
He then announced, "These aren't my wellies."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting wellies off his little feet..No sooner had they got the wellies off when he said, "They're my brother's wellies, my mum made me wear them.’
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the wellies on his feet again.Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your gloves?"
He said, "I stuffed 'them in the toes of my Wellie's".

She will be eligible for parole in three years
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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Re: Wellie boots

Postby ionnsaigh » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:42 am

If it wisnae fur yer Wellies, were wid ye be.
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Re: Wellie boots

Postby Bitter End » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:17 pm

in the hoaspitaal or infirmaree !
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Re: Wellie boots

Postby EileenH » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:05 pm

Nearly as good as the one about the catholic parrots! I couldn't read it to my husband for laughing ! If you haven't read it yet, get yer hankie oot tae wipe yer eyes ! :)
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