Campbeltown Blonde in Casino

[Bitter End]

An attractive blonde from Campbeltown arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with a real Toony accent yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama
needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..
'YES ! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Toonies are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
But ALL men are Men !

[Govangirl]

Hilarious and the last line? So true.

With that, she stripped from the neck down

Whit? Wis she wearing a balaclava then?

[LANDROVER ROGER]

"Whit? Wis she wearing a balaclava then?"

Would anyone notice?

[thomas methvin]

he he he he he he ,,, i will remember that one