Favourite Sayings

by **bigchang** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:08 pm

as much use as a handbrake on a canoe.

by **hugh** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:59 am

Thinks a p45's a gun.

by **LANDROVER ROGER** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:27 am

She thought wriggle it in is corrugated iron. :oops:

by **petewick** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:53 pm

"Ye're better oot."

A line often quoted by the late Geordie Muir.

by **dr-sanchez** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:32 pm

if you don't get on the bus, ye'r never gonnae get off!

dont know what it means but cant help sayin it at least 5 times a day!

by **bill** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:44 pm

I was black affronted.

by **daftdog** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:09 pm

Don't even think about it!

by **Sunny Kintyre** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:53 am

'For Gods sake Dougie buy a toaster' :lol:

by **Sunny Kintyre** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:54 am

Its a sad day we left the croft. :cry:

by **Sunny Kintyre** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:58 am

'Ach wae the heat an the reek an the stink o drink, Geordie buckin me an the weans suckin me am near deid'

by **bill** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:15 pm

Do you want my hand across your face ? :lol:

by **chuckiebay** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:25 pm

What a credit to his mother.

by **westport321** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:26 am

it ( he, she, they) was so boring, it would put a glass eye to sleep

by **LANDROVER ROGER** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:41 am

Face like a robber`s dog.

by **petewick** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:26 pm

"Ye could'ny run a bath"