A hunner yards! I can smell scouders from a hunder metres and I don't think Hill sixty would be my problem bochan, after getting past pearly and bobby's I think the next obstacle would be kilbrannan. Lot of poverty there since the atkins diet took hold of the market. Scouders would be as welcome down your neck as baker at an atkins convention.
No, I believe my biggest worry would be the Omens. That lot were reared on Machrihanish coal and Mcnairs dross & stones, swallowed doon with red deisel.
An auld cock like me would be no problem to them.
If the worst came to the worst and I got done in near the peir, Rachael could stuff pillows for the hospital with my feathers and if she couldn't use them for that she could give them to some of the weans in carradale with no fethers.
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