Gwen

[A Horse called Juan Face]

She is the most beautiful woman alive,

Ill eat people when they disagree. The end of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_8WWWiHZNc
Shes also ROCK AND frick ROLL


For a long time I was in love
Not only in love, I was obsessed
With a friendship that no one else could touch
It didn't work out, I'm covered in shells

And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life
And all I needed was a simple man
So I could be a wife

I'm so ashamed, I've been so mean
I don't know how it got to this point
I always was the one with all the love
You came along, I'm hunting you down

Like a sick domestic abuser looking for a fight
And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life

If we met tomorrow for the very first time
Would it start all over again?
Would I try to make you mine?

I always thought I'd be a mom
Sometimes I wish for a mistake
The longer that I wait the more selfish that I get
You seem like you'd be a good dad

Now all those simple things are simply too complicated for my life
How'd I get so faithful to my freedom?
A selfish kind of life
When all I ever wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life



It's funny how I find myself
In love with you
If I could buy my reasoning
I'd pay to lose
One half won't do

I've asked myself
How much do you
Commit yourself?

It's my life
Don't you forget
It's my life
It never ends (It never ends...)

Funny how I blind myself
I never knew
If I was sometimes played upon
Afraid to lose

Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself

Oh, It's my life
Don't you forget
Oh, It's my life
It never ends (It never ends...)

And I've asked myself
How much do you
Commit yourself?

It's my life
Don't you forget
Caught in the crowd
It never ends (its my life)

It's my life
Don't you forget
Caught in the crowd
It never ends (It never ends)

Oh, It's my life... (oh its my life)
Don't you forget... (don't you forget)
Caught in the crowd... (caught in the crowd)
It never ends (it never ends

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Commit yourself????

[Martin]

Oh dear.

[Malky]

Well I like her, but I don't think she's the most beautiful woman alive. Nice video

Malky

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Oh dear.

Yum Yum

[Martin]

Poor Horse. That is horrible, and the music (?) isn't even Rock'n' Roll, it's Reggae based. I repeat....oh dear. As for the woman....woof !

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Methinks you missed something.

Doesn't really bother me anyway, I can't even remember posting this. Oh well, opinions are like arseholes as they say.

[Martin]

Never mind, have put some tasty fungi in your nose-bag. Poor Horse.

[Pete Reek]

Most beautiful woman alive?

The way she looks and the way she hoists her legs about, I think it's Kenny Everett.
I bet the next one on You Tube is the wee mental Frenchman with the big cigarette holder and the greasy hair.

Sometimes I worry about that boy!!

[Bitter End]

Pete . Dead ringer fur the Everett legs richt enough !!

An thets a far far better lookin hoarse wi the nosebag than the wan thets postin oan here but Ah bet its patter isnae as guid !!!