SFA Should "Say NO to the Gers"
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by A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:53 am
it was billy dodds that was the bad man not hewitt
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by the ringmaster » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:04 pm
Never mind the poles when did Campbeltown get this influx of sheepshaggers 
Q: How many Aberdeen fans can you get in a police car?
A: One in the front, one in the back, and one on top going "nee naw neee naww neee naw"
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Aberdeen?
A: A leisure centre.
Q: Why did the Dons fan climb the glass window?
A. To see what was on the other side.
One day 2 dons fans were doing a crossword.
Jock turns to Angus and says "Old McDonald had one of these?"
"Hey, I know" says Angus, "It's got tae be a farm".
"How do you spell that?" asks Jock.
"E-I-E-I-O" says Angus.
Q: What's the difference between an aberdeen fan and a Chimp?
A: Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a chimpanzee.
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Two Dons supporting farmers are flying with their herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
Dons Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Dons Fan 2: What about the sheep ???
Dons Fan 1: frick the sheep!!!
Dons Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with Five sheep?
A: A pimp.
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Aberdeen fans come from?"
Q: Why is the pitch at Pittodrie so Green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of sh*t on it.
Q: How do you kill a Dons fan when he's been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Q: How many Aberdeen fans can you get in a police car?
A: One in the front, one in the back, and one on top going "nee naw neee naww neee naw"
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Aberdeen?
A: A leisure centre.
Q: Why did the Dons fan climb the glass window?
A. To see what was on the other side.
One day 2 dons fans were doing a crossword.
Jock turns to Angus and says "Old McDonald had one of these?"
"Hey, I know" says Angus, "It's got tae be a farm".
"How do you spell that?" asks Jock.
"E-I-E-I-O" says Angus.
Q: What's the difference between an aberdeen fan and a Chimp?
A: Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a chimpanzee.
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Two Dons supporting farmers are flying with their herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
Dons Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Dons Fan 2: What about the sheep ???
Dons Fan 1: frick the sheep!!!
Dons Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with Five sheep?
A: A pimp.
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Aberdeen fans come from?"
Q: Why is the pitch at Pittodrie so Green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of sh*t on it.
Q: How do you kill a Dons fan when he's been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
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by A Horse called Juan Face » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:27 am
the ringmaster wrote:Never mind the poles when did Campbeltown get this influx of sheepshaggers
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pay attention, and be a little bit original. Rab is right.
Sean eternos los laureles que supimos conseguir, que supimos conseguir.
Coronados de gloria vivamos... ¡o juremos con gloria morir!,
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by the ringmaster » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:12 pm
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them
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