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Re: aberdeen

Postby daftdog » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:30 am

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:r great


Why are they great??


Wee joke just for you Horse

Two aberdeen fans Ewan and Donald are walking to past Westhill Park one night when donald points out a clump of trees.

"Thats were i lost my virginity" Donald says. "We made love while her mother kept watch for anyone coming"

Shocked Ewan says "Did her mother not say anything, about what you were doing to her daughter?"

Donald replies, "Yeah only the one thing.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:37 pm

y r they not great

theyre certainly better than that joke

this horse doesnt like zooaphiles
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Postby daftdog » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:40 pm

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:
this horse doesnt like zooaphiles


You'll nay be getting any then chief..

No, seriously.. why are they great??
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:55 pm

daftdog wrote:
A Horse called Juan Face wrote:
this horse doesnt like zooaphiles


You'll nay be getting any then chief..

No, seriously.. why are they great??


seriously, as a rubbish attempt to wind up other supporters
no real reason, other than i support them
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Postby joe_ruesgen » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:59 pm

I also think that Aberdeen arent good. And I also notice that Robbie Winters has issued a come-and-get-me plea to Celtic, how funny is that?
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:59 pm

but u cant see the genius from afar
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Postby daftdog » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:14 pm

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:seriously, as a rubbish attempt to wind up other supporters
no real reason, other than i support them


Respect then.. A fan who just supports his team. I can live with that..
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Postby Trapper » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:11 pm

An aberdeen fan walks into a bar in glasgow and orders a pint , standing at the bar are three neanderthal looking types

growling at him , but deciding to try and be friendly anyway he says to one of them 'here mate do want to hear a joke? Its a

cracker it's all about this rangers fan who is as thick as mince and is total chav' The big guy growls at him and says 'I'm a

rangers fan this guy on the right of me is rangers fan and this guy on ma left is a rangers fan. Are you sure you still want to

tell that joke?' The aberdeen fan thinks for a second and says 'Well, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times'!
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Postby king of kilcousland » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:20 pm

HAPPY=GIRO DAY
How many mothers to cry?
How many sons have to die?
How many missions left to fly over palestine?
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Postby sentrano » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:17 pm

Easy King!! The hairy men will march forth and reclaim whats rightfully theirs!!!......Kilcousland that is

Lets just hope yous dont lie down to Hearts midweek, not that it matters, even if you played your best yous would still get gubbed :lol:
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Postby king of kilcousland » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:51 am

thats right just like we got gubbed the last time we played them, that would be a two-one win for the dons.
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:06 pm

forgive him king

he knows not what he says
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:39 pm

ha

i told u all

the dons may not be great but they certainly took out that celtic b team known as hibs

if ur a hibs supporter im sorry however

im sorry u r rubbish

stand free
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Postby sentrano » Mon May 01, 2006 1:50 am

This has got to be the worst week ever. 1st having to want Celtic get a result against Kaunas, eh I mean Hearts, but now having to rely on Aberdeen getting a result against them! Conspiracy theories are rife!!!!!
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Postby Hume » Tue May 02, 2006 1:59 pm

sentrano wrote:This has got to be the worst week ever. 1st having to want Celtic get a result against Kaunas, eh I mean Hearts, but now having to rely on Aberdeen getting a result against them! Conspiracy theories are rife!!!!!


Sentrano, if Rangers win tonight and we beat Hertz tomorrow I'll wear a Rangers top on Sunday!
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