While i was out for a wee stroll today, taking in the sights, as one my age, tends to do, i thought my luck had changed. There, lying in the gutter, near the cross, just outside the Aqualibrium, was a brand new £50 note. Well, you know the pension, is not much to live on, so i was excited, and my auld heart was beating faster than fast. Was i not brought back down to earth with a bang, when i noticed it was not real, infact it was not even one of those fakes thats circulating, it was a monopoly note. Well all my worries for Christmas came flooding back, just as quick as they had left me seconds before.
Never mind, heaven holds all our rewards. The only problem is getting in there.